Witty answers Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! Q: Did you hear the one about the little mountain? A: It’s hill-arious! Q: What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe? A: Slippers! Q: What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? A: Cookie sheets! Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A: A pineapple! Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower? A: Hi, bud! Q: If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A: Scholar ships. |