Q: What did sick people do on the Mayflower?

A: They went to the dock!

Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?

A: There’s Noel!

Q: What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?

A: North Pole-vaulting!

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What do you call a running turkey?

A: Fast food.

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot.