Witty answers

Q: What do you call a holiday dinner without the parents?

A: Friendsgiving.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

A: Squash.

Q: What was the turkey looking for at Toys “R” Us?

A: Gobbleheads.

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?

A: Fowl play.

Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

A: Your nose.

Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?

A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.