Witty answers Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation? A: She only had a little trunk. Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? A: She got too jumpy! Q: Where are fish in orbit? A: In trout-er space. Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted? A: His qualifications were completely irrelephant. Q: What’s the first thing you should do if a bull charges you? A: Pay him! Q: Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig? A: Because it’ll hog the ball! Q: Why is a bee’s hair always sticky? A: Because it uses a honey comb! |