Q: What do you call the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? A: Prime mates. Q: Why is “beef stew” not a good computer password? A: It’s not stroganoff. Q: Why can’t you trust math teachers who use graph paper? A: They’re always plotting something. Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? A: To make ends meat. Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros. Feelings hurt Mary was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked. “Yes,” Mary said. “They hurt my feelings.” |