Undercover

Someone asked a detective, “Why are you under a bed sheet?”

The detective replied, “I’m undercover.”

I am ...

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I.”

Student: I is the ...

Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after an “I.” Always put “am” after an “I.”

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

I don’t drink much

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I can’t stop my hands from shaking!”

The doctor replies, “Do you drink much?”

The man says, “No, I spill most of it!”

T-days

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “T.”

John: Today and tomorrow.