A: There is a big sale right now on that online shop you bought that Christmas ugly sweater from. Aren’t you going to have a look?

B: I stopped buying stuff from them after a friend told me that they ban serial returners.

Note: Serial returners are people who return a lot of stuff they bought. But this isn’t the regular sort of “wrong size, wrong color” return; instead they frequently purchase additional sizes, colors or models of an item so they can choose the best from what they receive and send the rest of the lot back. Another type of serial returner orders clothing to wear just once (usually without removing any tags) and then returns the item for a refund after use. This often occurs with expensive items the shopper can’t afford to own.