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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2010-11-03  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    An unlucky salesman

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

    “Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!” and she proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    “If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

    “Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning.”

    Memory class

    An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

    A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

    “What was the name of the instructor?” asked the neighbor.

    “Oh, let’s see,” the old man pondered. “You know that flower, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what’s the name?”

    “A rose?” asked the neighbor.

    “Yes, that’s it,” replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of the instructor?”

         

    

                               

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