Attracted by light

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am

doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.

"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?

New shoes

Joe went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one he stopped at was Kia, well, nothing caught his eye, but the price was right.

Then he went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught his eye, but he looked anyway.

Then he went to the Chevy dealer, and he saw one that he liked. The dealer came over, popped the trunk. Disapointed, Joe looked at the dealer and said: "Well, There's something missing."

The dealer, puzzled, asked: "What?"

Joe said: "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!" Smiling, the dealer said: "That's so they can walk home."