Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?

    A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

    Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?

    A. Because his parents were in a jam!

    Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

    A. A turkey!

    Q. When does a cart come before a horse?

    A. In the dictionary!

    Q. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?

    A. She couldn’t control her pupils!