Space mission Paddy the Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969. Paddy the Martian: Big deal! We’re going to send a team to the sun. Paddy the Earthling: You’re mad! They’ll be burned up before they even get close. Paddy the Martian: We’re not that stupid! We’re sending them up at night! Can you pass a football The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. “Wow,” said the coach. “I’m impressed. Can you run?” “Of course I can run,” said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. “Great!” enthused the coach. “But can you pass a football?” The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. “Well, sir,” he said, “if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.” |