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szdaily -> Yes Teens -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2011-03-09  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Shopping

    A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

    “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked.

    “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and 11 children.”

    “Is that a record?” she inquired.

    “I don’t think so,” replied the man. “But it’s as close as I want to get.”

    

    Shocked

    A man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

    Someone dialed 911.

    When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

    “It was enough to make anybody faint,” he said. “My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.”

    

    Have a first child

    A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.

    After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink.

    The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

    In very tiny letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”

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