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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2011-03-23  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    The day of the final

    It was time for the final and the student decided he should at least get one right answer on the chemistry test.

    The question was “If H2O is water, then what is H2O4?”

    This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.

    Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and cleaning.

    Debate about the box

    An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it’s a pretty good working solution.

    “No no,” says the physicist, “there’s a better way.” He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

    Then the mathematician speaks up: “No, no, there’s an even better way.”

    To the others’ amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:

    “I define myself to be on the outside.”

    A crocodile is longer

    Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

    Step 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let’s look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green.

    Step 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide: Let’s look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide.

    From Step 1 and Step 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

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