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Jokes of the Week
    2011-04-06  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Search for intelligent life

    Captain Kirk and his crew, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in Milan right in the middle of Berlusconi’s private party.

    After looking around, Kirk said: “Beam us up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down on this one.”

    

    The presidential watches

    A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called the “George Bush Watch” and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says: “You are supposed to read his lips.”

    He then looks at a watch called the “Ross Perot Watch” and notices that it isn’t running — the sales clerk tells him “it runs, it doesn’t run, it runs, it doesn’t run...”

    He then notices a watch called the “Bill Clinton Watch” and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies “US$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax...”

    

    Who would have been president?

    Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.

    As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary: “I went to high school with you.” She recognized him and agreed.

    Later as they were driving down the road, Bill said: “If you had married him you wouldn’t be married to the president.”

    Hillary said: “Oh yes I would — he would be president.”

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