Search for intelligent life Captain Kirk and his crew, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in Milan right in the middle of Berlusconi’s private party. After looking around, Kirk said: “Beam us up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down on this one.” The presidential watches A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called the “George Bush Watch” and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says: “You are supposed to read his lips.” He then looks at a watch called the “Ross Perot Watch” and notices that it isn’t running — the sales clerk tells him “it runs, it doesn’t run, it runs, it doesn’t run...” He then notices a watch called the “Bill Clinton Watch” and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies “US$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax...” Who would have been president? Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station. As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary: “I went to high school with you.” She recognized him and agreed. Later as they were driving down the road, Bill said: “If you had married him you wouldn’t be married to the president.” Hillary said: “Oh yes I would — he would be president.” |