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Joke of the Week
    2011-04-20  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Q & A about animals

    How do you get an elephant in your fridge?

    You open the door, put it in and close the door.

    It’s easy, everybody knows that.

    Ok, so how do you get a giraffe in the fridge?

    You open the door, put it in and close the door, right?

    No!

    Before you put the giraffe in you have to take out the elephant. That’s obvious!

    Ok now imagine this!

    At the top of a huge snow-crested volcanic mountain standing way above the clouds is a meeting of “All the animals in the world” and one is missing. Which one? Quick answer!

    Of course the giraffe is missing because it’s still in the fridge.

    Ok, now then, final question. Pay attention.

    To get to the animal meeting you must go accross the infamous “no legs elephant river” which is known to be infested with ferocious crocodiles.

    There’s no boat and no bridge. How do you get accross?

    You swim accross, because you know that all of the crocodiles are at the meeting.

    (Simon Tilley)

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