Only three doors

    An airline captain was training a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

    The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked: “Why not?”

    The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb!’”

    A really bad day

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

    He had been like that for half an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver walked up to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.

    The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

    “No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell asleep, and I was late for my job. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building, to my car, I discovered that it was stolen. The police said that they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and when I got off, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards in the cab. The cab driver just drove away.”

    “When I got home, my wife said she was leaving me. I left home, and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison.”