Rabbit in hot summer

It's hot summer, very hot. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.

A wolf passes by.

"Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?"

"I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear."

"What?"

A vixen passes by.

"Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?"

"I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear."

"What?"

The bear passes by.

"Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?"

"I am sharpening this stick and talking nonsense."

Poor patient

One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:

"Help me, please. I have a knife in my back."

The doctor, looking his watch says:

"Now is 2:20 p.m., and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can't help you. Come tomorrow morning at 8."

"But tomorrow morning I will be dead."

The doctor, angrily says:

"I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you."

"But, I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don't you see that I have a knife in the back."

The doctor, very angry, extracts the knife from his back, and put it in the patient's eye.

"Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3."