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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2011-10-26  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Be careful with lawyers

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape.

"It isn't so bad," one crook noted. "We got US$25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had US$100 when we broke in!"

Lawyers vs. rats

The national institutes of health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:

1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.

2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.

3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do.

Trust me

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has US$500 left."

 

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