Rachel: Tah-daaah!

Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? Because I like that.

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles. I don’t know what that’s for.

Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we’re not supposed to ask.

Rachel: Well, whaddya think?

All: Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!

Monica: Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.

All: Uh-oh...

Monica: How-how did that happen?

Rachel: I dunno. I-I thought it looked better there. And I, and also, it’s an extra seat around the coffee table.

Monica: Yeah, yeah, it’s interesting... but y’know what? Just for fun, let’s see what it looked like in the old spot. Alright, just to compare. Let’s see. Well, it looks good there too. Let’s just leave it there for a while.

Phoebe: I can’t believe you tried to move the green ottoman.

Chandler: Thank God you didn’t try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she’ll scratch your eyes right out.

Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!

Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y’know, Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!

Monica: That is so unfair!

Ross: Oh c’mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn’t raggedy!

Monica: Okay, so I’m responsible, I’m organized. But hey, I can be a kook.

...

Joey: Uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I’ll be there! That was my agent. My agent has just gotten me a job... in the new Al Pacino movie!

All: Oh my God! Whoah!

Monica: Well, what’s the part?

Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy’s the reason I became an actor! “I’m out of order? Pfeeeh. You’re out of order! This whole courtroom’s out of order!”

Phoebe: Seriously, what-what’s the part?

Joey: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

Ross: C’mon, seriously, Joey, what’s the part?

Joey: Huh... I’m his...

Rachel: You’re, you’re ‘mah mah mah’ what?

Joey: I’m his butt double. Kay? I play Al Pacino’s butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I’m his butt.

Monica: Oh my God.

Joey: C’mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino’s in it, and that’s big!

Chandler: Oh no, it’s terrific, it’s... it’s... y’know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you’ve finally been able to crack your way into show business.

Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don’t care! This is a big break for me!

Ross: You’re right, you’re right, it is. So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?

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