Bored with school

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!

Pupil: What? And get bitten!

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

Teacher: Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?

Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?

Insect jokes

Why did the flea fail his exams?

He wasn't up to scratch!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?

Because it was a moth ball!

How does a flea get from place to place?

By itch-iking!

What did one flea say to the other flea?

Shall we walk or take the dog?

What's smaller than an ant's mouth?

An ant's dinner!

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!