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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Joke of the Week
    2012-01-18  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Speeding scooter

    A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a red light and a guy on a scooter pulls up next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at the inside of the Porsche and tells the driver that he has a really hot car.

    When the light turns green, the driver of the Porsche decides to show off and peels out and leaves the guy on the scooter in the dust. Then, all of a sudden, he sees the scooter zip past him.

    So, being a little cocky, the Porsche driver floors it again and blows past the guy on the scooter.

    A few seconds later, he again sees the scooter zip past. So now he’s a little angry as well as a little curious the scooter keeps passing him so he floors it until he is going over 100 mph.

    He then looks in the rearview mirror and sees the scooter start to catch up. He decides to find out what the scooter really is and slams on his brakes.

    Then the scooter crashes into the Porsche. After the dust settles, the Porsche driver sees the scooter driver lying in the road and goes over to him and asks how he could go as fast as the Porsche on a little wimpy scooter.

    The dying man replies: “I can’t really, but my suspenders were caught on your side mirror.”

    A few drinks

    A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said: “I’m arresting you for going through three red lights.”

    “Yeah, well, I’m colour blind,” said the motorist.

    “In addition to that, you were exceeding the speed limit,” said the policeman.

    “So what?” said the motorist. “And on top of all that you were going the wrong way down a one-way street,” added the officer.

    “I always did have a lousy sense of direction,” said the motorist with a smile.

    At that point, his wife leaned forward from the back seat and said: “Don’t pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks like this when he’s had a few drinks.”

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