Football ticket

At a football match, a man asked a boy: “Where did you get the money for such an expensive ticket?”

The boy: My father bought it.

The man: Why didn’t he come with you?

The boy: He is at home, looking for the ticket.

Evolution

One day a little girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy named Tommy.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Go outside and look up and see whether you can see the sky.

Tommy: Ok. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

Teacher: Did you see God?

Tommy: No.

Teacher: That’s my point. We cannot see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the girl asked Tommy.

Little girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Little girl: Do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Little girl: Did you see the sky?

Tommy: Yes.

Little girl: Do you see the teacher?

Tommy: Yes.

Little girl: Do you see the brain?

Tommy: No.

Little girl: Does that mean that she doesn’t have a brain?