It doesn’t exist

    Jimmy came home from school with an F on his geography test. His mother was reviewing his work and noticed that he had got one particularly easy question wrong.

    “Jimmy,” she asked, “Santa Cruz is in California.”

    “No, it isn’t. It doesn’t exist.”

    “Of course it exists. What makes you think it’s imaginary?”

    “That’s what you told me, mommy,” the boy replied.

    “When did I tell you that?”

    “Last Christmas, when I wanted to know why I didn’t get a horse.”

    “No, I told you that Santa CLAUS doesn’t exist, not Santa CRUZ.”

    Best restaurant

    There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said “The Best Restaurant in Town.”

    The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said “The Best Restaurant in the World.”

    On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said “The Best Restaurant on This Block.”

    (SD-Agencies)