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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Joke of the Week
    2013-10-30  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Will you believe him?

    A wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two.

    One summer he invited a Czech friend to visit him. When the time came, they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors.

    One morning, as the lawyer and his Czech friend were picking raspberries for their breakfast, they were approached by two huge bears — a male and a female.

    The lawyer noticed them in time to run for cover. His friend, however, was not so lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole.

    Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his rifle and raced back to the berry area. The lawyer was plagued by visions of lawsuits from his friend’s family. He just had to save his friend.

    Luckily, the bears were still there. “He’s in THAT one!” cried the lawyer, pointing to the male.

    The sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.

    “What did you do that for?!” exclaimed the lawyer. “I said he was in the other bear!”

    “Exactly,” replied the sheriff. “Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?”

    (Hint: “Czech in the male” sounds exactly the same as “check in the mail.”)

    

    

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