Look at her

    Santa to son: Look at Banta’s daughter. She got first position in class.

    Son: Dad, I used to look at her all the time. That’s why I failed.

    What’s the time?

    Santa and Banta were studying late at night. Their clock was not working.

    Santa asked: “What is the time?”

    Banta picks up a stone and throws it to the gate of their neighbor’s house. A lady from the house shouted: “You fools, it is 3 o’clock. Why don’t you sleep?”

    Heating the knife

    Santa: Why are you heating the knife?

    Banta: To commit suicide.

    Santa: But why are you heating it?

    Banta: To prevent infection.

    Salary

    Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is good enough for you?

    Girlfriend: It is enough for me, but how will you survive?

    Silent wife

    Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.

    Lawyer: Think about it twice. Wives like that are hard to come by!

    Chemical formula

    Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

    Student: HIJKLMNO.

    Teacher: What are you talking about?

    Student: Yesterday you said H to O.