Why cry?

    A: Why are you crying?

    B: The elephant is dead.

    A: Was he your pet?

    B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.

    Wrong number

    A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

    “Wow!” said her father. “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”

    “Wrong number,” replied the girl.

    Something I didn’t do

    Student: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”

    Teacher: Of course not.

    Student: Good, because I haven’t done my homework.

    Sweet medicine

    Grandma doesn’t like taking medicine.

    So the boy went to the doctor and asked what he could do. The doctor told him a trick.

    The boy came home with some candies and put the medicine inside them before giving them to grandma. She liked them very much.

    After eating the sweets the boy said to grandma: “I am very happy to see that you have eaten all the sweets.”

    The old lady replied: “Yes, I have eaten all the sweets but I didn’t like the seeds inside them and removed them all.”