Simple solution

    Interviewer: Imagine you are in a closed room. The room catches fire. How will you escape?

    Interviewee: Simple. I just stop imagining.

    Big house

    Santa: I have such a big house that a local train runs from one corner of the house to another.

    Banta: That’s nothing. I have such a big house that roaming is charged when I go from one corner of the house to another.

    Ideal bank

    A: I’m trying to find an ideal bank that does two things for me, but to no avail.

    B: Which two things?

    A: Giving me a loan and then leaving me alone.

    14

    I was walking past the mental hospital one day, and all the patients were shouting “13.”

    The fence was too high to see what’s happening. I saw a little gap in the planks. So I looked through to see more clearly.

    Someone poked me in the eye with a stick, and then they all started shouting “14.”