Too obvious

    A woman was having a medical problem — her husband’s snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her suffering.

    “Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1,000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.”

    “My goodness!” the woman exclaimed, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!”

    “Humm,” the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”

    What’s his advice?

    A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist.

    “So who did you see before coming to me?” asked the important doctor.

    “My local general practitioner, Dr. Cohen.”

    “Your GP?” scoffed the doctor. “What a waste of time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did Cohen give you?”

    “He told me to come and see you.”

    Misleading

    A guy was in court charged with parking in a restricted area.

    The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.

    “They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the guy. “It said `FINE FOR PARKING HERE.’”