Geography class

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

    After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?”

    After a confused silence, a boy said, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

    ‘Do you know who I am?’

    “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.

    “Well, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.

    “No.” replied the boy.

    “I’m the principal’s daughter.” said the girl.

    “And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.

    “No,” she replied.

    “Thank goodness!” said the boy with a sigh of relief.

    God is watching

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria at a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only one. God is watching.”

    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”