A hearing problem

    An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, “Honey, can you hear me?”

    There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, “Honey, can you hear me?”

    Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, “Honey, can you hear me?”

    She replied, “For the third time, yes!”

    Good luck

    Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.

    Student: Who? Me?

    Teacher: Very good. Sit down.

    Improvement

    Teacher: Johnny, I’m glad to see your writing has improved.

    Johnny: Thank you.

    Teacher: Now, finally, I can see how bad your spelling is!

    Wardrobe problems

    A: I have two major problems with my wardrobe.

    B: What are they?

    A: I have nothing to wear and no place to keep my clothes.

    B: I guess every girl has these problems!