Why is he wearing black?

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

    She was told: “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”

    The child thought for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”

    Sad story

    Three friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor. One day the lift wasn’t working. So they had to climb the stairs. To pass time, they decided that the first person should tell a war story, the second a funny story and the third a sad story. The first person told a story and they climbed to the 50th floor. The second told his funny story and they climbed to the 109th floor. Now it’s the third person’s turn. He said, “I left the door keys in the car.”

    Fairy tale

    A fairy tells a 62-year-old couple, “I will grant you each a wish.”

    Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.

    The fairy waves her magic wand and poof, two tickets appear in her hands.

    Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.

    The fairy waves her magic wand and poof, the husband became 92 years old.

    Moral: Men should always remember that fairies are females.