Escaped

    A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in room 27.

    The receptionist goes, checks the room, comes back to the phone and tells him that there is no one in that room. The room is empty.

    “Good,” says the man. “That means I have really escaped!”

    What does an

    engineer do?

    A doctor and an engineer love the same girl. The engineer is going on a business trip for a week. What will he do?

    He gives seven apples to the girl, because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

    Father-in-law

    Professor: What is the most important resource for starting a business?

    Raj: Father-in-law.

    Driving styles

    One hand on the steering wheel and one hand out of the window — Sydney.

    One hand on the steering wheel and one hand on the horn — Bangkok.

    One hand on the horn, one hand on the gear, listening to loud music, one foot on the accelerator and both eyes on the woman driver in the next car — New Delhi.