Not enough words

    A: I always feel that words are not enough to express my feelings.

    B: Perhaps you’re in love.

    A: Not really. I need to sign up for an English speaking course.

    Hot

    A: My nights are becoming sleepless, and my days are becoming restless.

    B: You must be in love.

    A: Summer is here, and I don’t have enough money to buy an air conditioner.

    Fool

    After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

    She replied, “Yes dear, I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

    Proposal

    A young man said to a girl: “I have spent many sleepless nights thinking of you. I don’t want my son to pine the same way for your daughter, so let’s make them brother and sister.

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