You need to get into it

    A: I heard that hula hooping can help people lose weight and I’m going to give it a try.

    B: Just a reminder, you need to get into the hoop first.

    Kangaroo’s pouch

    A: What’s the use for the pouch on a kangaroo’s belly?

    B: It’s where the mom keeps her baby.

    A: But why does the baby kangaroo also have a pouch?

    B: For the candies, I guess.

    Revenge

    John is a super fan of detective drama shows. One day he went to the theater to see a new show. The waiter led him to his seat and hoped to get tipped.

    “Are you satisfied with your seat,” he asked. “Yes, thanks,” John said.

    “May I put your coat away in the dressing room?” the waiter continued.

    “No, thanks.”

    “Do you want a program? Or a telescope? Or some chocolate cake?”

    “No,” John became impatient with the waiter.

    With no hope of getting his tip, the waiter whispered into John’s ear, “The gardener is the murderer!”