Emergency exit

    Johnny has learned in kindergarten that he needs to take the emergency exit when a fire breaks out.

    So he tells his dad, “Please send me immediately to the kindergarten when a fire breaks out.”

    His dad is confused and asks why.

    “Because there is an emergency exit in my kindergarten.”

    Sister

    My sister told me, “You are a man, and you need to shoulder responsibilities for your family. Do you get it?”

    “Sure,” I replied.

    Then I heard her telling my mother, “Mom, Johnny has admitted that he took 10 bucks from your purse!”

    Biological mom

    Little Mary didn’t want to get out of bed this morning. Seeing that she would soon be late for school, her mom pulled her out of bed and scolded her. Dad tried to make a joke out of it. He asked Mary, “Sorry your mom has been cruel. Would you like someone else to be your mom?”

    “No,” Mary said. “My biological mom is harsh enough. A stepmother will kill me!”

    Boyfriend

    My boyfriend is sweet. I am afraid his parents would think I’m too short for him if I take off my high heels on my first visit to his home. He says to me, “No worries. I already told them that your feet are very smelly and it’s better for you to keep your heels on.”