Don’t consider him I brought my nephew to the supermarket and we ran into a hottie. The boy walked up and asked her, “Sister, do you have a boyfriend?” She laughed and said, “No, but you’re cute!” My nephew pointed to me and said to her, “My uncle doesn’t have a girlfriend. But you’d better not consider him. He is miserly and wouldn’t buy me ice cream!” I will pay for his too I took my daughter out to eat breakfast because the electricity was down at home. But I found I didn’t have my wallet with me after finishing eating. My daughter looked at me for a while and took out 30 yuan from her schoolbag. She handed it to the waiter and said, “I’ll pay this uncle’s bill too. I feel sorry for him!” Feed it to the dog My 3-year-old wouldn’t finish his meal. His mom told him, “Hurry up, or I will feed your meal to the dog!” He said OK and left to play with his toys. His mom poured what’s left in his bowl into mine. |