Why not move I asked my son, “If I borrowed a lot of money that I could not repay, what should we do?” I was expecting answers like “we’ll work hard together to repay the money” when he said, “We could move to another place.” Working experience The manager: You just graduated from university two years ago but your resume says you have three years of working experience. How do you explain that? Jobseeker: The other year was from my overtime. Kid on the train A man told a woman that she dropped her milk bottle when getting off the train. The woman stopped for a moment and cried out, “My kid is still on the train!” Pay me first Patient: I’ve been troubled by forgetfulness lately. I got on buses and forgot to buy tickets. I ate at restaurants and forgot to pay the bill. Doctor: Why don’t you pay me first, and then I will try to find out what’s wrong with you. |