Tripped Mary had a woolly carpet on the floor in front of the sofa and her 2-year-old daughter loved it. She couldn’t help lying down on the carpet although her mom told her not to. Seeing the girl lying down on the carpet again, Mary asked, “Why do you lie down on that carpet? I’ve told you not to.” The girl said in a small voice, “I didn’t, but I tripped over an ant on it.” First day On my first day at my new company I arrived early. However, I found that all of my colleagues were already in the office. “Why are you guys so early?” I asked. “There are 50 people in our company and 49 free parking spaces,” they told me. |