Dentist

    Koen hasn’t decided if he wants to be a cardiologist or a dentist. So he asks Professor Smith for advice. “Do you want to be wealthy?” the professor asks him.

    “Of course,” Koen says.

    “Then perhaps you should opt to be a dentist.”

    “Why is that?” “Because we have just one heart but dozens of teeth.”

    How I became rich

    A little boy asked a millionaire, “How did you become rich?”

    The millionaire said, “My dad gave me an apple. I sold it and used the money to buy more apples and sold those apples again.”

    The boy thought for a while and said, “Well, I understand.”

    But the millionaire continued, “I got rich after my dad passed away and I inherited all his money.”