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Fun of the Week
    2017-07-26  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Things have been okay

A young couple was becoming anxious about their 4-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, “Mom, the toast is burned.”

“You talked! You talked!” shouted his mother. “I’m so happy! But why has it taken this long?”

“Well, up till now,” said the boy, “things have been okay.”

Mommy

Teacher: What’s the animal that has two legs and wakes you up every morning?

Johnny: Mommy.

One shoe

A woman saw a man walking along the street wearing only one shoe.

“Just lost a shoe?” She asked.

He smiled and answered, “Nope, just found one.”

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