A great drug Doctor: I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem. Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it? Doctor: Every two hours. Drinking problem Man: My wife suffers from a drinking problem. Social worker: Is she an alcoholic? Man: No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers. I meant him The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?” My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought ...” The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.” |