Don’t change

the subject!

A bank robber pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!”

The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’”

The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”

Her side of the family

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

His father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, and asked her the same question.

She told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become what we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”

His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”