Please ask me

Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him urgently, “Dad, dad…” His father turns to him angrily and says, “I’ve had it with you constantly interrupting me. From now on you’ll speak only when I’ve asked you something!”

Raphael thinks for a second and continues, “OK dad, can you please ask me if you’ve forgotten to set the handbrake and if your car is now rolling down the road?”

A witty answer

A: A man arrived in a small country town on Friday. He stayed there for three days and then left on Friday. How is that possible?

B: His horse was called Friday.

A stupid answer

A client called a local restaurant to ask if it was on the north or south side of the main street. The person on the other end answered, “That depends on which direction you’re coming from.”