Traveling light

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?”

The photon says, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”

I would have died

A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.”

A student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”

Witty answers

Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: The North Poll.

Q: Why do witches wear name tags?

A: To know which witch is which!

Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!

Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?

A: Because they make up everything.