Witty answers

Q: Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player?

A: Because “love” means nothing to them.

Q: Why is age a relative thing?

A: Because all your relatives keep reminding you how old you are.

Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?

A: A trunk full of gifts.

Q: Why is a golf ball like a birthday cake?

A: Because you slice it.

Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?

A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.

Q: How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?

A: He had a whale of a time.