Learning about letters

Mother: I would like vitamins for my son.

Pharmacist: Vitamin A, B or C?

Mother: It doesn’t matter. He can’t read yet.

Life with a blonde teenager

Daughter: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Dad: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Daughter: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Dad: What is a vowel?

Daughter: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Dad: Close enough.