Bravery

Tina was telling her husband, Kay, about a wonderful program she had watched on TV. The show gave a national award to heroic people who put themselves in grave danger to help out someone they hardly knew.

Kay replied, “That sounds a lot like getting married.”

Better job

A little girl climbed up onto her grandfather’s lap and asked, “Did God make me?”

“Yes,” the grandpa replied.

“Did he make you, too?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” the girl said, looking at his wrinkles and thinning hair, “he sure is doing a better job nowadays!”

Following directions

A young man was planting some flower seeds on a sweltering day, sweating from the hot sun.

His neighbor said, “You need to wait until the sun goes down, or plant in the morning when it is coolest.”

The man said, “I can’t do that. It says on the package, ‘Plant in full sun’!”