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Jokes of the Week
    2018-03-28  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Witty answers

Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

A: Because they each have four rabbit’s feet.

Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?

A: The bunny hop.

Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

A: It’s been nice gnawing you.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny upset?

A: He was having a bad hare day.

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A: He cracked up.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

A: From an eggplant.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?

A: IHOP.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny.

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