Witty answers

Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?

A: Thanks, I will never part with it.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: Your age.

Q: What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?

A: Prankenstein.

Q. What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A. A desserter.

Q. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?

A. He’ll dessert you.

Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?

A: They get their masters.

Q: Would taking off a snail’s shell make it move faster?

A: No, it actually just makes it more sluggish.