Adopted Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up. The new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. Pretty or ugly A: Am I pretty or ugly? B: You’re both. You’re pretty ugly. Big spender A: I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it. B: Why not? A: Because the thief spends less than my wife. A reminder Patient: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do? Doctor: This is a known illness, but unfortunately it has no cure. I’d also like to remind you about the US$800 that you owe me. |